My life with Edward Cullen started on the wrong foot. At least, on my end. Given Edward’s superhuman speed, I was unable to hide my obsessive Twilight and Edward Cullen-related stuff around the house. Lo and behold, just a few minutes after giving me his pasalubong, Edward saw signs of my Obsessive Cullen Disorder (OCD). Just a few feet from him was obsession evidence #1â€”my Twilight Saga book collection. He immediately jumped onto the bookshelf to check it out.
â€œI see that you read about my past…â€ Edward politely said. â€œPlease know that I am ready to create a future with you,â€ he continued.
I was speechless. Itâ€™s a good thing my hubby was in this with me or Iâ€™d feel like I were being unfaithful. Suddenly, Edward looked up and saw obsession evidence #2–my Twilight clock.
â€œWow, this is a phenomenal clock,â€ Edward said. “You should know, though, that from this day on, I will love you forever…every day of forever…”
Oh my gosh, I just died and went to twiven.
Then reality crept in… IÂ realized that Iâ€™d better hide all my other OCD stuff like my Team Edward hoodie, my Twilight DVD, and my Twilight movie companion book. I have to make sure he doesnâ€™t see my photo collection in my laptop. OMG. Edward can read my mind! He must think Iâ€™m obsessive! So much for keeping cool, calm and collected!
I tried to quickly hide all other OCD obsession evidence from Edward but he was too fast for me. Just a few milliseconds after seeing the clock, he saw obsession evidence #3â€”my customized Twilight Starbucks tumbler. I felt myself turn beet-red. I canâ€™t believe Edward now knows that I sip my hot drinks while looking at his hotterness!
â€œYou better hold on tight, spidermonkey.â€ Edward joked as he climbed onto my tumbler.
Ok, Edward touched the tumbler. I am NOT washing that tumbler ever again! Wait a minute, Edward probably just heard that thought.Â I’d better learn how to guard my thoughts around him.
â€œHey, Edward! Check this out!â€ My hubby called from the bedroom.
Edward flew his way, with me running right behind him. I stopped in the doorway and gasped. Oh no, obsession evidence #4â€”my treasured Twilight premiere ticket! There is no way I can save my dignity now! It is definite: Edward now knows of my incurable Obsessive Cullen Disorder (OCD)!
â€œLook, I think the ticket looks better with the original Edward.â€ Edward mused.
All I could say in my tomato-faced glory was â€œYeah, you do. Youâ€™re a real doll.â€